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Thursday, June 29
An experiment gone wrong.( Cloning)
Dr Frank: HAHAH! I am going to clone people.
Assistant May: NoNoNo. Cloning is illegal.
Dr Frank: I shall do it secretly and then announce to the whole world later.
Assistant May: No No No. It is still illegal.
Dr Frank: I shall announce it when it is legal then.
Assistant May: No no no. when you are doing it, it is illegal.
Dr Frank: I don’t care. Shut up and stop bothering me.
Assistant May: nonono.i cant let you do something wrong.
She continue no-ing to herself while Dr Frank walks away.
Dr Frank: I am going to add a little bit of this and a little bit of that and also the special; chemical X
Assistant May: No nono. Chemical X is bad bad.
Dr Frank: Sugar ,spice and everything nice and a little bit of…
Assistant May: No no no cannot…
Dr Frank: Shut up! And a little bit of chemical X and poof! It became coco crunch.
Assistant May: nonono. What is coco crunch?
Dr Frank: Not coco crunch but Mary the Lamb.
Assistant May: mary the lamb. Nonono.
Dr Frank: Okay now you shall shut up and get lost. Bye.
*Walking into Lab5.
Dr frank: I put on my sepcts and I shall take the cells of mary the lamb. They are the stem cells in which I would let it grow. Then I plant the cells into the surrogate mother.
Grow grow grow!
I want to grtow. I want to grow grow grow. I want to play. I want to play play play. I want to be strong. I want to be strong strong strong. That’s why we love G-R-O-W. GROW!
And it continues to let it grow and walks out.
Assistant May wakes up.
Assistant May: No no no. You cloned Mary the sheep already?
Dr Frank: Yes of course. Mary my beloved sheep. Mary had a little lamb little lamb. Little lamb. Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow.
Assistant May: nonono.
Dr Frank: Even the nursery rhyme wants me to clone lambs. That are white as snow. I am going to add liquid paper into my experiment now. BYE!
Assistant May: nonono!
Dr Frank: liquid paper white as snow. Mary had a little lamb white as snow.
Give me one Give me one. Give me one more.
Slowly the cells grow without anyone knowing and then sounds came.
BAABAABAAA.
Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool? Yes Sir Yes sir 3 bags full. One for my master. One for my dame. One for my little boy who lives down the lane.
Dr Frank: Wrong Wrong. Black sheep. White lamb. Wrong wrong.
May: nononon! Wrong! White black. Sheep lamb. DIFFERENT! WRONG. Nonono!
Just then, the police knocks on the door.
Police: Is there cloning going on here?
May: NONONO!
Police: I am going to check on your house. There are signs of cloning! You are under arrerst.
Dr Frank: AND I HAD NEVER SUCCEEDED.
Dr Frank: HAHAH! I am going to clone people.
Assistant May: NoNoNo. Cloning is illegal.
Dr Frank: I shall do it secretly and then announce to the whole world later.
Assistant May: No No No. It is still illegal.
Dr Frank: I shall announce it when it is legal then.
Assistant May: No no no. when you are doing it, it is illegal.
Dr Frank: I don’t care. Shut up and stop bothering me.
Assistant May: nonono.i cant let you do something wrong.
She continue no-ing to herself while Dr Frank walks away.
Dr Frank: I am going to add a little bit of this and a little bit of that and also the special; chemical X
Assistant May: No nono. Chemical X is bad bad.
Dr Frank: Sugar ,spice and everything nice and a little bit of…
Assistant May: No no no cannot…
Dr Frank: Shut up! And a little bit of chemical X and poof! It became coco crunch.
Assistant May: nonono. What is coco crunch?
Dr Frank: Not coco crunch but Mary the Lamb.
Assistant May: mary the lamb. Nonono.
Dr Frank: Okay now you shall shut up and get lost. Bye.
*Walking into Lab5.
Dr frank: I put on my sepcts and I shall take the cells of mary the lamb. They are the stem cells in which I would let it grow. Then I plant the cells into the surrogate mother.
Grow grow grow!
I want to grtow. I want to grow grow grow. I want to play. I want to play play play. I want to be strong. I want to be strong strong strong. That’s why we love G-R-O-W. GROW!
And it continues to let it grow and walks out.
Assistant May wakes up.
Assistant May: No no no. You cloned Mary the sheep already?
Dr Frank: Yes of course. Mary my beloved sheep. Mary had a little lamb little lamb. Little lamb. Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow.
Assistant May: nonono.
Dr Frank: Even the nursery rhyme wants me to clone lambs. That are white as snow. I am going to add liquid paper into my experiment now. BYE!
Assistant May: nonono!
Dr Frank: liquid paper white as snow. Mary had a little lamb white as snow.
Give me one Give me one. Give me one more.
Slowly the cells grow without anyone knowing and then sounds came.
BAABAABAAA.
Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool? Yes Sir Yes sir 3 bags full. One for my master. One for my dame. One for my little boy who lives down the lane.
Dr Frank: Wrong Wrong. Black sheep. White lamb. Wrong wrong.
May: nononon! Wrong! White black. Sheep lamb. DIFFERENT! WRONG. Nonono!
Just then, the police knocks on the door.
Police: Is there cloning going on here?
May: NONONO!
Police: I am going to check on your house. There are signs of cloning! You are under arrerst.
Dr Frank: AND I HAD NEVER SUCCEEDED.
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